Tag: sports betting

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    Thursday Night Football Locks of the Century

    For once we actually have a decent TNF Game. The Jags and Saints aren’t great but at leas there are entertaining athletes on both teams that could possibly keep out eyes attended to the TV for one fucking Thursday. Of course, that probably means we’ll get treated to a 10-7 game since we can’t have…

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    NFL Week 6 Mortal Locks

    Thursday Night Football was a success in my eyes. Went 3-2 on the picks with 1 of those being a hail mary defensive touchdown so that basically doesn’t count. Even with Denver’s crap defense I might have overestimated KC’s offense to this point in the season- the lack of weapons is disturbing. Regardless, I was…

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    NFL Week 4 Locks

    I disappointed myself in week 3. Looks like I’m starting my season 2-3 after disaster struck me right in the face. Minnesota absolutely blew it on a last-second play, Arthur Smith still belongs in prison, and the Howellitzer ran out of bullets almost immediately. The good news is I was ALL over the Dolphins beating…

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    Thursday Night Football Week 3 Best Bets

    I’m a little late to the gambling stage of NFL season. I’ve missed weeks 1 and 2 but that can only mean that I’m bringing Thor’s hammer to hit this season HARD every week for the next 18 weeks (give or take). Lucky for me I get to start of with the 49ers and the…

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    Blind MLB Picks

    If anyone knows me, they know I absolutely fucking hate baseball. It is so boring and so slow, and the thought of sitting through 4 hours of that shit makes me want to blow my brains out. Thank God for the new pitch clock. I’ve been to 3 MLB games in my life and fallen…

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    NBA Finals Game 3 Picks

    Game 2 of the NBA Finals was a resounding success. I completely jinxed the Nuggets into blowing a game on their home court. Sometimes you just have to take things into your own hands and do what needs to be done. If placing my hourly wages on the Nuggets in hopes that it curses them…

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    NBA Finals Game 2 Picks

    Game 1 of the NBA Finals was an abject disaster. At least I got home after tipoff so I couldn’t throw away my monthly wages on some half-baked picks. For game 2 though, I’m baking these picks allll the way through. There’s actually a chance I burn them. I have no faith this series will…

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    I Saved The Miami Heat

    A debate’s been floating around recently regarding potential statue-holders for the Miami Heat. Specifically, people don’t seem to think Lebron deserves a statue for bringing them 2 championships and 4 straight finals appearances. Setting that Ludacris perspective aside, I can think of someone who without question deserves a statue in South Beach: me. I wrote…

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    Eastern Conference Finals Game 7 Bets

    The Heat have officially blown it. I can’t believe this is where we are, but on Saturday night the Celtics tied the series 3-3 with one of the most ridiculous/bullshit game winners I’ve ever seen in my life. Jimmy didn’t show up AT ALL for game 6 until the very end, when he hit 3…

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    Celtics vs. Heat Game 6 Bets

    I don’t know if my 5 followers have noticed, but I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus these last few days. After Lebron’s season was ended by the Denver Chicken Nuggets I needed to go on a sabbatical. Mental health vacation was officially in full swing. Then, while I was manifesting a 5th ring…