Tag: sports betting

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    Lakers vs. Nuggets Game 2 Picks

    I didn’t make any picks for game 1 and it might have cost myself at least a month’s rent. I am addicted to overs, and of course the one time I don’t place anything every player on both teams catch fire like it’s NBA jam. As a Lakers (Lebron) fan, that was the most frustrating…

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    Last Minute Lakers vs. Warriors Bets

    I’m beating the shot clock with this one. There is currently 5:17 left in the 4th quarter of Knicks-Heat but I will not be denying the people free money today. Last time I did this I hit 4/6. As long as you don’t (or do) parlay these picks you are GUARUNTEED to be a winner…

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    Lakers vs. Warriors Game 4 Bets

    I did not make it home to put my reputation and money on the line for the Heat/Knicks game. That does not mean my addiction to hemorrhaging money and happiness is gonna stop tonight so I’m pressing forward with the night game. I was one Anthony Davis point away from hitting a super mega whale…

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    NBA Saturday Playoff Predictions

    It’s finally fucking Saturday, and I’m bringing the heat this time. I count down every miserable second at my desk job during the week just hoping and praying I make it to this moment right here. Cinco de Mayo was an epic failure on my part so I need to reconcile those mistakes with elite…

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    NBA Wednesday Playoff Picks

    It’s official, the boy is on a heater. Heaters don’t come around very often, so I’m going to milk the shit out of this while I have it. I don’t know if I have ever seen the board so clearly, it’s like I’m in the Matrix. I was a lazy piece of shit and didn’t…

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    NBA Sunday Playoff Picks

    I am back once again with another set of late playoff pick perfection. This is my second day in a row waking up after the 12 PM game has started. While I may need to reconsider some choices in my personal life, I will never second-guess my gambling decisions. We went 2/4 yesterday. Giannis didn’t…

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    NBA Playoff Sunday Picks

    Yesterday I gave out my picks for each series in the first round. Now, it’s time to hand out my locks for yet another NBA Sunday. The playoffs are in full swing and it’s a great time of year. Every day for several weeks we have meaningful NBA games. That’s not something we get to…

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    Round 1 NBA Picks

    The NBA Playoffs are finally here, which means I am also here, to deliver groundbreaking NBA picks. You know I only bring picks that are cross-referenced with mathematics, analytics, engineering, and of course, science. I will be picking every series in every round until we have an NBA champion. LFG Nets vs. 76ers Official Pick:…

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    Final NBA Play In Picks

    The moment we’ve all been waiting for. This has been an up-and-down week for me to say the least. Once again, I was on the wrong side of the Atlanta Hawks. The Lakers and ADisappointment let me down (shocker). I thought I was horribly wrong on the Bulls yet again before they stormed back to…

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    NBA Tuesday Play-In Picks

    It’s time for everyone’s favorite tournament: the NBA play-in. If I had to guess, I’d say more people look forward to the play-in every year than March Madness. It’s just that good. Like always, I am here to deliver scientifically-backed picks that are guaranteed to win because they are backed by science. Let’s see whose…