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    Thursday Night Football Best Bets

    Thursday Night Football is just the fucking worst. The Bears and the Panthers?? Are you fucking SERIOUS? The Bears have been on my TV during primetime too many times this season. Football is arguably the best thing in the entire world and they do their damndest to make me hate it. Justin Fields still isn’t…

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    NFL Week 9 Piping Hot Locks

    I’m still recovering from post-Bedlam depresssion, so today I’m forcing myself one limb at a time to find the courage to make these picks. It’s with a heavy heart that I must deliver 5-0 at minimum. This is my flu game, my mona lisa, my game 1 of the 2018 Finals. LA Rams +3.5 @…

  • Sooners Blow it in Final Bedlam

    It’s another sad day and it’s another bad day. The Oklahoma Sooners offically lose the final Bedlam (for now) to little brother OSU in a heartbreaker. It’s our 2nd loss in a row now and 2nd in 3 years to OSU. I have many sad thoughts. At first it seemed like this game was gonna…

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    Lakers FINALLY Beat Clippers

    It feels like it’s been fucking years since I could write that sentence above. It’s ironic, because the Clippers haven’t had playoff success anywhere near Lakers’ level in the Kawhi/PG era but they always win the head to head. Now they are the proud claimers of one James Harden (retarded?)- playoff success is just ahead!…

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    Texas Rangers Win World Series

    I never ever write about baseball because I absolutely fucking hate baseball. It’s so boring, but I guess I can make an exception for the World Series. Finally after 63 long seasons the Texas Rangers have crowned themselves World Series Champs. I’m not a fan but I can always be happy for a scrappy underdog…

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    NFL Week 8 Mortal Locks

    I’ve suffered enough this weekend. OU Football loses in tragic fashion, pretty sure I lost all my Thursday picks, and I struck out at the bars again. The only way to redeem myself is an undefeated Sunday to pick up the pieces. We only can move forward, one step at a time. Minnesota Vikings -1.5…

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    NFL Week 7 Mortal Locks

    I’m just gonna have to pretend that Thursday Night didn’t happen. Calvin Ridley Over 80 yards might be one of the worse picks of my career after he had 1 catch for 5 yards. Derek Carr has proven he’s one of the worst QBs in the NFL and also one of the most obnoxious and…

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    Thursday Night Football Locks of the Century

    For once we actually have a decent TNF Game. The Jags and Saints aren’t great but at leas there are entertaining athletes on both teams that could possibly keep out eyes attended to the TV for one fucking Thursday. Of course, that probably means we’ll get treated to a 10-7 game since we can’t have…

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    Cowboys Beat Chargers on MNF

    I can’t even be happy about this win. Actually, I guess a little part of me can still be happy about a Cowboys W but this one was filled with rage and sadness. Mike McCarthy has brought out a fury in me that I didn’t know I had. The Cowboys offense is one of the…

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    NFL Week 6 Mortal Locks

    Thursday Night Football was a success in my eyes. Went 3-2 on the picks with 1 of those being a hail mary defensive touchdown so that basically doesn’t count. Even with Denver’s crap defense I might have overestimated KC’s offense to this point in the season- the lack of weapons is disturbing. Regardless, I was…