Tag: sports

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    Lakers vs. Nuggets Game 2 Picks

    I didn’t make any picks for game 1 and it might have cost myself at least a month’s rent. I am addicted to overs, and of course the one time I don’t place anything every player on both teams catch fire like it’s NBA jam. As a Lakers (Lebron) fan, that was the most frustrating…

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    Lakers Finally End Corgi Curse, Warriors

    I’m only a week fucking late to this one. Apologies to all 5 of my subscribers, but I have been traveling. I can’t travel and write blogs at the same time, it’s a severe disability that will probably prevent me from ever growing this website into anything worth a fuck. Well, none of that matters…

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    Last Minute Lakers vs. Warriors Bets

    I’m beating the shot clock with this one. There is currently 5:17 left in the 4th quarter of Knicks-Heat but I will not be denying the people free money today. Last time I did this I hit 4/6. As long as you don’t (or do) parlay these picks you are GUARUNTEED to be a winner…

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    Lakers vs. Warriors Game 4 Bets

    I did not make it home to put my reputation and money on the line for the Heat/Knicks game. That does not mean my addiction to hemorrhaging money and happiness is gonna stop tonight so I’m pressing forward with the night game. I was one Anthony Davis point away from hitting a super mega whale…

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    NBA Saturday Playoff Predictions

    It’s finally fucking Saturday, and I’m bringing the heat this time. I count down every miserable second at my desk job during the week just hoping and praying I make it to this moment right here. Cinco de Mayo was an epic failure on my part so I need to reconcile those mistakes with elite…

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    Lakers Finish Off Grizzlies

    The haters are sick and furious right now. The Los Angeles Lakers have officially wiped away the shit stain that is the Memphis Grizzlies. On the other hand, the haters are basking in glory because I think the Grizzlies approval rating might be even lower than Lebron’s right now. With Ja being a punk and…

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    NBA Wednesday Playoff Picks

    It’s official, the boy is on a heater. Heaters don’t come around very often, so I’m going to milk the shit out of this while I have it. I don’t know if I have ever seen the board so clearly, it’s like I’m in the Matrix. I was a lazy piece of shit and didn’t…

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    NBA Sunday Playoff Picks

    I am back once again with another set of late playoff pick perfection. This is my second day in a row waking up after the 12 PM game has started. While I may need to reconsider some choices in my personal life, I will never second-guess my gambling decisions. We went 2/4 yesterday. Giannis didn’t…

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    Can The Sacramento Kings Really Pull This Off?

    I can’t believe this is what we’ve come to, but the Sacramento Kings hold the fate of the entire world in their hands. They have a chance to finally end the communist regime of the Golden State Warriors. They’ve captivated the world with their speed, their resilience, and most importantly- their motherfucking beam!! They have…

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    NBA Playoff Sunday Picks

    Yesterday I gave out my picks for each series in the first round. Now, it’s time to hand out my locks for yet another NBA Sunday. The playoffs are in full swing and it’s a great time of year. Every day for several weeks we have meaningful NBA games. That’s not something we get to…