Tag: super bowl
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Super Bowl Best Bets
It’s the final time for the 2023 NFL season that we’ll be able to put money on a football game. That means I’ll be sad until September begrudgingly rolls back around. I still have basketball season for another few months before the purgatory really begins. Still, let’s try and enjoy this super bowl by making…
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Super Bowl Preview
I took a hiatus last week due to my currently rotting in piss. Nevertheless, I am DONE with being a coward and it’s time to reinvigorate this blog that 10s of people read every year. Let’s do a quick preview of the Super Bowl before I give out my gambling picks later this week. The…
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Dallas Cowboys Season Preview
I’m embarrassed to admit this, but the only team I didn’t get a season preview in for is my favorite team, the Dallas Cowboys. We’re already 2 weeks into the season, so obviously my predictions are going to Hell. But since I’m a man of character, you should be able to trust that all my…
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Kansas City Chiefs Season Preview
Now we have to talk about the defending Super Bowl champs. Oh wow, I wonder what we could be expecting from them this season… I don’t hate the Chiefs but if they keep up this reign of dominance, Nick Wright is going to turn me against them more every single day. I’m not sure if…
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Buffalo Bills Season Preview
Wheels up, it’s time to start circling those wagons. The NFL’s cinderella story is back for 2023 and I’m here to put those glass shoes on Josh Allen’s feet. It will be hard to predict what we have in store for the Bills this year. Thankfully, I am no coward, and bravely step up to…
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Do the Cowboys Have the Next Aaron Donald?
Boy oh boy, I’ve seen some spectacular things in my life. Probably at #1 on that list, is new Dallas Cowboy and future NFL Hall of Famer, Mazi Smith breaking MichiGAIN’s machines in the weight room. I had heard rumblings of this story before the draft, but this tweet really caught my eye. “Next Aaron…
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Dallas Cowboys Trade for Brandin Cooks!
Whoop whoop it looks like we have anudder trade down in D-town. The Cowboys have sent a 2023 5th and 2024 6th in exchange for WR Brandin Cooks. My reaction: Let’s go Brandon! I’m not going to be one of those losers that pretends they’ve watched any Texans games over the last few years, they’re…
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Super Bowl Review
CRY EAGLES CRYYYYYYYYYYYY. FUCK YOU NICK SIRIANNI, YOU DESERVE To LOSE COWARD!!! What joy I had last night watching Phillydelphia dreams fall apart in real-time. It’s even sweeter that they lost on a “controversial” holding call leaving them feeling robbed. They’ll forever be wondering what their offense could’ve done with the ball, and I’ll forever…
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Super Bowl Preview
Anyone with a brain knows that once football starts in the fall, Sunday becomes the de-facto best day of the week. Once that happens, we spend 20 weeks building up to the ultimate Sunday: The Super Bowl. Sadly this year, like every year, my beloved Dallas Cowboys will not be playing in the Big Game.…
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Dallas Moves on From Kellen Moore
The baby-faced Cowboy assassin is offically gone. I’m honestly not sure how to feel about this one so I’ll keep it short. At first, when I got that Bleacher Report notification, my chest swelled with happiness. Finally, it seemed like someone was pissed off at some of the dumb shit we’d been doing on the…
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