I am so fucking pissed I didn’t get this blog out before game time. Just know that I HAD Mavs -3 after about 1 minute of looking at the lines. There is 10 minutes left in the 4th quarter as I publish this and Philly is storming back. This is how you know I am a man of tremendous character.
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NBA Lock of the Day: Mavs-3 vs. Philly look, so far this blog. has been all about shitting on the Mavericks (mostly Kyrie). I’d love to keep doing that, but I want to get rich as fuck even more, Tonight the Mavs are taking on the team from everyone’s favorite city: the Philadelphia 76ers. I’d like to invite all armchair experts to ride with me on Mavs-3 tonight. Let’s divulge into my magical method of madness tonight.
#1. It’s a home game. Not much more to be said here. Anytime you play the Sixers away from their violent and abusive crowd that’s a huge advantage.
#2, Joel Embiid is “day-to-day.” What a shock that is| Really didn’t see that one coming. The Sixers are absolute toast if Embiid doesn’t play. I guess it hasn’t been “officially” announced but even if he’s hampered, he’ll probably just get hungry and give up somewhere during the 3′ quarter. Fade fade fade.
#3, Regression to the mean. That’s right, I’m busting the analytics out on you bitches. I’m not talking about those nerd-ass analytics, I’m talking about the ones inside my head that make sense. From the past two weeks of Twitter scrolling and Bleacher Report notifications, it looks like the Mavs have lost like 4 or 5 in a row. My head count has them somewhere around 1-4 since the Kyrie trade. At some point, we all know that shit is going to balance out. This feels like jusssssttttt the right time for them to catch a dub, and I’m thinking it will be a STATEMENT.
All we need is more the Mavs to be medium-rare hot from 3 tonight. If these dumb fucks can just knock down a couple of shots, we’ll be flush with cash. You aren’t going to get detailed analysis like this anywhere else. I might have to re-market this blog into a get-rich-quick scheme. I ‘Il workshop that a little bit.
MFFL, let’s ride
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