HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. What the FUCK was that???? I don’t want to exaggerate, but that was easily the worst performance/debut I’ve ever seen from a #1 overall pick in my LIFE. The combination of no bag, bricked shots, and limp dick body language was enough to make me cringe my ass off tonight. It was seriously hard to watch, but as with any train wreck I just could not look away.
I wrote a blog a few weeks ago predicting that Wemby would become WemBUST. At this point, he could be the biggest bust in NBA history. The most concerning thing has to be his complete lack of bag offensively. Every time this motherfucker had the ball he was moved off his spot. I also noticed that he had no idea what to do off the ball. Not like it’s common to be great at that nowadays, but he looked lost trying to set screens for nobody and wasn’t really a lob threat off a driver. I’d be pretty concerned about that.
Twitter has also somehow tricked everyone into thinking the Frenchman is some great shooter, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. The guy is an absolute brick, and has been this whole time. Previous tall/skinny guys like Chet, KD, and Porzingis have brainwashed the public into thinking these archetypes are all snipers. It’s time to delete the stigma that a lack of muscle mass is directly correlated to increased hand-eye coordination. That’s physically profiling someone and frankly I am sick of it.
The Spurs are forever going to regret not trading back with some dumbass team that was willing to give up every asset they have. You had the chance to snag the biggest trade haul in NBA history and you just fuckin blew it. Imagine taking Rudy Gobert with the 1st overall pick. Even trading back to like pick 3 and just taking Scoot would’ve been a bigger W. You don’t even have to beleive me. Gregg Poppovich had a “fuck me” look on his face alll night long. I can’t imagine how annoyed he is becoming with all the unwarranted hype surrounding this guy. Not to worry though, I think we all know when the going gets tough that Victor will honor his country and surrender.
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