Category: BASKETBALL
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Sunday NBA Picks
It is said that we are supposed to rest on the Sabbath. Well, whoever said that clearly had never experienced the thrill of sweating out spreads on a classic NBA Sunday. As a fat friend of mine once said, it’s time to get into the nitty-gritty. LA Lakers -3.5 vs. Chicago. BKN Nets +1.5 at…
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Lakers Electrocute OKC Thunder
Goooooooooooooood morning Laker nation (it’s not morning anymore). How does it feel? How does it feel waking up on this sweet sweet Saturday morning knowing that the Los Angeles Lakers are FINALLY a .500 basketball team. Get ready LA, it’s time to start prepping for the ring ceremony in October. March 24th was a must-win…
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Austin Reaves Powers Lakers Past Suns
Uh oh. Watch out NBA, it looks like we might have a new baby GOAT on our hands. The nation’s favorite new white boy has taken the league by storm over the last few weeks. He dropped 35 a few days ago, and last night went for 25 points and 11 assists as he embarassed…
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Lakers Playoff Hopes Dwindling
It brings me great sadness to be writing this blog today. I thought we had it. I thought we fucking had it. The chances at the 6 seed were looking so promising, with a stretch against the Knicks, Mavs (without Luka), Rockets, and Magic coming up. I would say even without Lebron, the Lakers should…
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March Madness Has ARRIVED
One of the best months of the year is officially in full go. March is easily a top 5 month, mostly because of its versatility. We’ve got the end of winter/start of spring, spring break, St. Patty’s Day, the color green, Alexandra Daddario’s birthday, and most importantly the NCAA March Madness tournament. God I love…
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Player Prop Locks 3/14
Well folks, we had a shitty day yesterday, but I blame all of that on Dillon Brooks. Going 2/9 is only something Dillon Brooks would do and I’m ashamed to be in the same category as his bum ass. Let’s move on and keep fighting today. I don’t think I’ve ever been more confident in…
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Player Prop Picks 3/13
It is my pleasure to present the first Player Prop Sheet to The Armchair Experts. None of these picks are biased and are strictly based off of statistics and knowledge of the NBA and players rhythms. Let’s fucking ride. We’re going 9/9 tonight. Killian Hayes O 14.5 Points De’aron Fox U 25.5 Points Jayson Tatum…
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The Four Horseman the Sixers Must Defeat
A couple of weeks ago I watched the Sixers pull their cocks out and piss all over the Memphis Grizzlies on national TV. That inspired me to write this incredibly well-thought-out blog that I then forgot to post. So, can the Sixers overcome their demons and finally make it to the Finals? Let’s find out.…
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Take Mavs -3 vs. PhillyTonight
I am so fucking pissed I didn’t get this blog out before game time. Just know that I HAD Mavs -3 after about 1 minute of looking at the lines. There is 10 minutes left in the 4th quarter as I publish this and Philly is storming back. This is how you know I am…
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Lebron James OUT Indefinitely
Son of a BITCH! I am so sorry Laker Nation, this L falls on my shoulders. This blog has been parading the LakeShow around like a prize show puppy since the trade deadline, and now I have reverse-jinxed us into oblivion. The Lakers were so back, and now we are very not back. Does God…
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