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Lakers vs. Warriors Game 4 Bets
I did not make it home to put my reputation and money on the line for the Heat/Knicks game. That does not mean my addiction to hemorrhaging money and happiness is gonna stop tonight so I’m pressing forward with the night game. I was one Anthony Davis point away from hitting a super mega whale…
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NBA Saturday Playoff Predictions
It’s finally fucking Saturday, and I’m bringing the heat this time. I count down every miserable second at my desk job during the week just hoping and praying I make it to this moment right here. Cinco de Mayo was an epic failure on my part so I need to reconcile those mistakes with elite…
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The Lakers Might Be Toast
I am absolutely devasted to be writing this sad sad blog today. Yesterday I tortured myself for 2.5 hours as I watched the Warriors do the same bullshit they’ve been doing for years now. They beat the piss out of the Lakers in game 2 and the way it went down has me fearing for…
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Lakers vs. Warriors Preview
Lakers vs. Warriors, Lebron vs. Steph Curry, Anthony Davis vs. Kevon Looney. A true clash of the Titans. These are the matchups we’d been hoping we’d get all playoffs. I have no idea who is going to win this series, but that’s why I’m here to break it down. Will the GOAT prevail and finally…
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Dallas Cowboys Draft Review
The NFL Draft is one of the best times of the year. It’s like Christmas in April. It’s the few days of the year where every NFL franchise has hope, no matter how disastrous they have been for the last 20 years. Every fanbase is jerking off to the idea of finally landing that one…
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NBA Sunday Playoff Picks
I am back once again with another set of late playoff pick perfection. This is my second day in a row waking up after the 12 PM game has started. While I may need to reconsider some choices in my personal life, I will never second-guess my gambling decisions. We went 2/4 yesterday. Giannis didn’t…
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NBA Saturday Picks
It’s time to get up for another Saturday of NBA basketball. Normally I would pick every playoff game of the day, but I just woke up and the Sixers-Nets game has already started. However, that will not deter me. No measley hangover is going to stop me from giving the people financial advice on this…
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Can The Sacramento Kings Really Pull This Off?
I can’t believe this is what we’ve come to, but the Sacramento Kings hold the fate of the entire world in their hands. They have a chance to finally end the communist regime of the Golden State Warriors. They’ve captivated the world with their speed, their resilience, and most importantly- their motherfucking beam!! They have…
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Final NBA Play In Picks
The moment we’ve all been waiting for. This has been an up-and-down week for me to say the least. Once again, I was on the wrong side of the Atlanta Hawks. The Lakers and ADisappointment let me down (shocker). I thought I was horribly wrong on the Bulls yet again before they stormed back to…
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The Perfect Exercise Routine
What’s the most fun way to exercise? I think the most fun way to exercise is to not exercise at all. I’m at my absolute happiest when I haven’t moved for hours. I’m not a religious man, but if Heaven does exist, I know it will simply be me, my couch, a plate full of…
The Armchair Experts 