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  • The moment we’ve all been waiting for. This has been an up-and-down week for me to say the least. Once again, I was on the wrong side of the Atlanta Hawks. The Lakers and ADisappointment let me down (shocker). I thought I was horribly wrong on the Bulls yet again before they stormed back to

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  • What’s the most fun way to exercise? I think the most fun way to exercise is to not exercise at all. I’m at my absolute happiest when I haven’t moved for hours. I’m not a religious man, but if Heaven does exist, I know it will simply be me, my couch, a plate full of

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  • I’m currently in the middle of watching my Miami Heat pick go up in flames. The Lakers haven’t started yet so that feeling of disapointment will have to come later. I’m so discouraged that I thought about not giving out picks today, but fear not. I am back once again in an incredible display of

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  • It’s time for everyone’s favorite tournament: the NBA play-in. If I had to guess, I’d say more people look forward to the play-in every year than March Madness. It’s just that good. Like always, I am here to deliver scientifically-backed picks that are guaranteed to win because they are backed by science. Let’s see whose

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  • LMAOOOOOOOOO. The impossible has happened. The Dallas Mavericks have officially been eliminated from the PLAY-IN. Who could’ve seen this coming? If only there was an extremely smart man who could have written a blog after the Kyrie Irving trade detailing why that wasn’t gonna work and the season was in shambles. If only we knew

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  • It’s time to take a break from the hardwood and get back on the gridiron. With the NFL Draft quickly approaching, my mind can’t help but wonder what my beloved Dallas Cowboys will do. We’ve been pretty solid at drafting in the last decade, definitely better than most teams. Off the dome I’d say were

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  • Welp, we finally took a hit this past Sunday with a 1-2 record on the day. I knew it in my heart the Mavs were going to let me down, but I went with them anyway. The biggest pain is, they were actually the right pick. They had like 4 free throws down 2 to

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  • NBA Sunday Picks

    I’m not sure if you guys have taken notice, but I’m on a nice little hot streak right now, We’ve won 7 in a row. Only problem is, I’m starting to feel the pressure a little bit. I know I’m good, but am I really this good? Well, I’ve never backed down from a challenge.

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  • Wow, what a roller coaster this game was. I thought we were toast when AD laid on the ground for 45 minutes after hurting his ankle, but then he did something I didn’t even know was possible: he persevered. He stayed in that fucking game and delivered exactly what I knew he could. The Finals

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  • Get ready boys, tomorrow is FINALLY FriYAY. Let me tell ya, it’s been a tough week. Being caught up in the American work machine has really got ya boy down. I’m hunched over, got carpel tunnel, and slowly losing my eyesight day by day. Nevertheless! I WILL deliver my perfect analysis on the current state

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