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  • I am absolutely devasted to be writing this sad sad blog today. Yesterday I tortured myself for 2.5 hours as I watched the Warriors do the same bullshit they’ve been doing for years now. They beat the piss out of the Lakers in game 2 and the way it went down has me fearing for

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  • Lakers vs. Warriors, Lebron vs. Steph Curry, Anthony Davis vs. Kevon Looney. A true clash of the Titans. These are the matchups we’d been hoping we’d get all playoffs. I have no idea who is going to win this series, but that’s why I’m here to break it down. Will the GOAT prevail and finally

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  • The NFL Draft is one of the best times of the year. It’s like Christmas in April. It’s the few days of the year where every NFL franchise has hope, no matter how disastrous they have been for the last 20 years. Every fanbase is jerking off to the idea of finally landing that one

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  • The haters are sick and furious right now. The Los Angeles Lakers have officially wiped away the shit stain that is the Memphis Grizzlies. On the other hand, the haters are basking in glory because I think the Grizzlies approval rating might be even lower than Lebron’s right now. With Ja being a punk and

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  • It’s official, the boy is on a heater. Heaters don’t come around very often, so I’m going to milk the shit out of this while I have it. I don’t know if I have ever seen the board so clearly, it’s like I’m in the Matrix. I was a lazy piece of shit and didn’t

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  • I am back once again with another set of late playoff pick perfection. This is my second day in a row waking up after the 12 PM game has started. While I may need to reconsider some choices in my personal life, I will never second-guess my gambling decisions. We went 2/4 yesterday. Giannis didn’t

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  • NBA Saturday Picks

    It’s time to get up for another Saturday of NBA basketball. Normally I would pick every playoff game of the day, but I just woke up and the Sixers-Nets game has already started. However, that will not deter me. No measley hangover is going to stop me from giving the people financial advice on this

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  • I can’t believe this is what we’ve come to, but the Sacramento Kings hold the fate of the entire world in their hands. They have a chance to finally end the communist regime of the Golden State Warriors. They’ve captivated the world with their speed, their resilience, and most importantly- their motherfucking beam!! They have

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  • Yesterday I gave out my picks for each series in the first round. Now, it’s time to hand out my locks for yet another NBA Sunday. The playoffs are in full swing and it’s a great time of year. Every day for several weeks we have meaningful NBA games. That’s not something we get to

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  • Round 1 NBA Picks

    The NBA Playoffs are finally here, which means I am also here, to deliver groundbreaking NBA picks. You know I only bring picks that are cross-referenced with mathematics, analytics, engineering, and of course, science. I will be picking every series in every round until we have an NBA champion. LFG Nets vs. 76ers Official Pick:

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