Posts

  • I’m pretty sure by this point everyone who follows college sports has been swept up in the shitstorm surrounding the Bama basketball program the last few days. I don’t feel like retelling the whole story, but basically two players on their team are connected to a murder. The big talking point has been projected lottery

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  • Hum Diddly Doo would ya look at that. Russell Westbrick is sitting his ass right back in LA after being bought out by the Jazz. Why would the Clippers do this you might ask? I have no fucking idea! I respect his heart, but Westbrook was single-handedly tanking the Laker’s season. It’s like he placed

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  • The NBA Dunk Contest is something that has been in steady decline for several years now. I don’t think we’ve had a good one since the Aaron Gordon/Zach Lavine days when those boys Christened All-Star Weekend with cool-ass dunks. I remember being a little boy and watching Nate Robinson and Dwight Howard go at it

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  • Are the Lakers Back?

    That is the million dollar question. I sit here in my Fortnite party with a fellow LakeShowBro and we just declared: It’s playoff time baby. After Big Peen Pelinka went 200 IQ on the trade deadline and got everyone’s favorite franchise back on the path to title town. I’m pretty sure they are currently 2-1

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  • Super Bowl Review

    CRY EAGLES CRYYYYYYYYYYYY. FUCK YOU NICK SIRIANNI, YOU DESERVE To LOSE COWARD!!! What joy I had last night watching Phillydelphia dreams fall apart in real-time. It’s even sweeter that they lost on a “controversial” holding call leaving them feeling robbed. They’ll forever be wondering what their offense could’ve done with the ball, and I’ll forever

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  • Super Bowl Preview

    Anyone with a brain knows that once football starts in the fall, Sunday becomes the de-facto best day of the week. Once that happens, we spend 20 weeks building up to the ultimate Sunday: The Super Bowl. Sadly this year, like every year, my beloved Dallas Cowboys will not be playing in the Big Game.

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  • One of the greatest days of the year came and went like a wet dream today. The NBA trade deadline almost always blesses sports fans with random and exciting trades for no reason. Most of the time there’s like 1-2 blockbusters involving game-changing players, and the other 90% are role guys that we weirdly get

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  • It’s a potential monumental night in sports history. Lebron is 36 points away from becoming the NBA’s all-time leading scorer. I’ve been a Bronsexual for as long as I can remember. From the early Cavs days to Miami (the best Lebron period), back to Cleveland, and now to Los Angeles. I have stuck by his

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  • Raise the banner. Kyrie Irving has officially been shipped off to D-town. I correctly predicted this in my previous blog so good job by me. Personally, I would have preferred Kyrie go to the Lakers but as I’ve learned many times in my life- shit does not go my way. I think Dallas deserves some

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  • The unthinkable happened today. This afternoon, Kyrie Irving set NBA Twitter ablaze when he shockingly announced his request to be traded out of Brooklyn. There is no way anyone could have seen this coming, and now the Kyrie sweepstakes are underway. I honestly can’t think of a single NBA franchise that wouldn’t want to deplete

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