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It is officially coach-poach season. It happens every year, I get to watch franchises who just suffered demoralizing seasons do their best to pivot and finally find the coach who will carry them to the promise land. Sean Payton’s face has been slapped on my Twitter feed for months now. Lots of rumors about him
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The baby-faced Cowboy assassin is offically gone. I’m honestly not sure how to feel about this one so I’ll keep it short. At first, when I got that Bleacher Report notification, my chest swelled with happiness. Finally, it seemed like someone was pissed off at some of the dumb shit we’d been doing on the
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It pains me to no end that I am writing this article 3 weeks before the super bowl, but here we are. The Cowboys lost this past weekend in devastating fashion to the Niners and now the world is laughing at us again. The only way to keep my sanity is to picture us making
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Easily the hardest blog I’ve had to write so far, even though I’ve written it in my head 22 times now. This evening the Cowboys lost to the 49ers 19-12. I’m not in a good mindset right now, but I’m going to try extremely hard to recap this game and fight through the agony. Dallas
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WARNING: This is a SPOILER Reivew. For the illiterate people that means DON’T READ if you HAVEN’T SEEN this movie. It’s been like 13 years since the debut of the #1 highest-grossing movie of all time, Avatar. That movie was so fucking awesome back then, and it’s still fucking awesome today. I’ve been waiting for
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I know we’re all thinking it. This past weekend, everyone’s favorite fuck-ups, the San Diego* Chargers blew a 27-0 lead to the…. Jags. That would be my opening testimony during my prosecution of Brandon Staley if I were a Chargers fan. How can something like this possibly happen. The world was watching Trevor Lawrence set
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Welp, we got one boys. After four long years the Cowboys finally secured a playoff victory against Tompa Bay. Also, finally beat Tom Brady for the first time ever. That’s a solid A+ night in my book. We started out rocky as fuck (no surprise there) with a couple 3 and outs. Then, Dak went
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Alright, some weird shit has been going on, and I’m not the only one whose been noticing. Since the Georgia Bulldawgs emabarssed the Hypno Toads 65-7 in the CFB National Championship, a lot of the UGA players have taken to Twitter to share their outlook on this season. MULTIPLE players have been quoted saying “ya’ll
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Well, it’s that time of year again. I’m about to enter the black hole of depression that I fall into every year for the 23rd time: the NFL playoffs. Now, fortunately for my mental health the Cowboys haven’t made the playoffs every year since my birth. They manage to break it a little sooner fairly
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Georgia vs. TCU is the 2022 College Football National Championship match. I am writing this blog with 7:34 left in the 3rd quarter. It’s 45-7. I fucking hate TCU, but even I didn’t want to see them go out like this. Everybody doubted them all year, only for them to “shock the world” when they
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