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It’s a sad day it’s a bad day. Today the Dallas Cowboys lost 26-6 to the Washington Communists. I will remember January 8th, 2023 as a no good very bad Sunday. From start to finish, everything just went completely wrong. And then, in the afternoon, the Cowboys made it worse by pissing down their leg
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That’s right baby. The job is finally finished. According to the ESPN Fantasy App, my beloved fantasy football franchise: Team FuckChris (Chris is a douchebag) has claimed their spot atop the Armchair Experts Fantasy Football League (AEFFL). TeamFuckChris defeated the Q’Anon Shamen after the life-threatening injury to Damar Hamlin took place in the Bills-Bengals game
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Another Thursday Night Showdown for the ages. Jeff Bezos and his legion of Amazons have managed to make Thursday Night Football a must-watch program every single week. And then I woke up. I love the Cowboys, but I knew we were doomed for disappointment as soon as I checked my fantasy app and saw CeedeeGOAT
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Someone on Twitter summed up this movie by saying “If you’re gonna make a movie, make a fucking movie. And Babylon is a fucking movie.” To be honest, I’m disappointed and ashamed I didn’t come up with something that clever myself. If I had to describe this movie in one word: chaotic. Sometimes I think
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA God damn, there is nothing I love better than watching those stupid fucking Eagles cry cry cry. Hotshot “genius” coach Dick Siracha has had my blood boiling all season with his remarkably cunt-like demeanor. Has there ever been a coach with a more punchable face? Mike McCarthy can make a case every time we
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A lot of people seem to think that NBA players are a bunch of Hollywood diva pussies. I’m here to let you know that’s completely fucking false. With painstaking effort, I have constructed a perfect modern NFL team using only players from the NBA. I have no doubt this team would easily go 17-0 and
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Have you ever felt like the smartest guy in the room? Ever watch Undisputed: Skip and Shannon and think: “I could easily do that” and “fuck Skip Bayless” ? If so, welcome to Heaven (this is not a religious post). I’ve been an Armchair Expert my entire life. I’ve never lost a sports debate and
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