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  • The dwindling final days of the NFL season are slowly cascading upon us. For fantasy purposes, it’s championship weekend, and depending on how things play out it could be the last meaningful regular season football for some teams. Hopefully we get some good games and end the 2023 season with a BANG. Let’s mortal lock

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  • 2023 is officially not the year to remember the Alamo. The Oklahoma Sooners squared off against the Arizona Wildcats in San Antonio for a Big 12 vs. Pac 12 (RIP) shoot out. This was kind of a momentus day in OU football history: it was the official debut of 5 star freshman QB Jackson Arnold.

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  • NFL Saturday Best Picks

    We’re officially in the time of year when we’re blessed with NFL football on Saturdays. I’m not well versed enough in the trenches of college football to throw my money on the Cotton Candy Bowl or whatever meaningless games are on right now so I’ll be sticking to the big leagues. Let’s see if I

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  • After a painful Sunday due to my disappointing Dallas Cowboys I’m looking to bounce back. There’s no way I’ll emotionally recover until our next victory but we can ignore mental illness in favor of making money. Today has officially been a declared a ‘Makin Money Monday’ by me and I’m not gonna let it go

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  • It’s a sad day it’s a bad day. America’s favorite team got shredded like wet paper in front of America this Sunday afternoon and for the 4th time this season my week is ruined. Let’s recap what happened to create one of the darkest days in American history. Looking back, this game was basically over

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  • The only redeeming quality about this Monday is that we get not 1 but TWO Monday Night Football games to make us forget about the previous 10 hours of hell. I wouldn’t say any primetime games featuring the Giants and Titans are great but we have come to accept that MNF and TNF are Roger

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  • Cry Eagles Cry Baby!!! Tonight was our get back game against the trashiest and most annoying fanbase in the entire NFL. There’s nothing I love more than watching Nick Sirianni’s stupid fucking face pout on the sideline. It was nice to get our lick back on National TV after the bullshit that ensued a month

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  • I’m absolutely reeling from a piss-poor performance yesterday. Turns out my strategy of picking and choosing which home dawgs make sense and which don’t is actually not an effective gambling methodology. Nevertheless, I am here to redeem myself and chase my losses with the Passtronaught- let’s fly. Vikings -3 vs. Bears Alexander Mattison any time

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  • NFL Week 12 Perfect Picks

    Thanksgiving treated us well with a 2-1 day. I was a fool to think Geno Smith would be able to not suck on a national TV game. The 9ers are back to being juggernaughts which sucks for me personally. I can’t stand Brock Purdy or that overloaded ass team, I hope they go on another

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  • It’s the best day of year. I for one am thankful for football, gambling, and most of all the Dallas Cowboys. America realizes what’s good for the world is watching the Boys in Silver and Blue every Thanksgiving so we can watch the best team in the world. Let’s make this Thanksgiving even better by

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