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I’m back. If we pretend last weekend did not happen then I’ve been having a pretty good season so far. I’m too lazy to go back and look what my actual record will be but in my head I’m shooting around 60%. It also turns out that TJ Hockenson was indeed NOT on a snap
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I’m extremely late to getting this out but since I’m a man of character I refuse to start watching the game until this blog is up. Everyone should know that I’m piggy-backing the best running back in the league (Lamar Jackson) tonight. I would also highly encourage everyone to put an anytime TD scorer bet
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It’s been a good last few weeks for me gambling wise. I’m trying to ride the positive momentum from lady luck combined with the Sooners finally catching a W yesterday. Could I potentiCincally redeem myself after last weeks historically bad sports weekend for me? I can’t think of a better time to go undefeated than
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Thursday Night Football is just the fucking worst. The Bears and the Panthers?? Are you fucking SERIOUS? The Bears have been on my TV during primetime too many times this season. Football is arguably the best thing in the entire world and they do their damndest to make me hate it. Justin Fields still isn’t
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I’m still recovering from post-Bedlam depresssion, so today I’m forcing myself one limb at a time to find the courage to make these picks. It’s with a heavy heart that I must deliver 5-0 at minimum. This is my flu game, my mona lisa, my game 1 of the 2018 Finals. LA Rams +3.5 @
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It’s another sad day and it’s another bad day. The Oklahoma Sooners offically lose the final Bedlam (for now) to little brother OSU in a heartbreaker. It’s our 2nd loss in a row now and 2nd in 3 years to OSU. I have many sad thoughts. At first it seemed like this game was gonna
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It feels like it’s been fucking years since I could write that sentence above. It’s ironic, because the Clippers haven’t had playoff success anywhere near Lakers’ level in the Kawhi/PG era but they always win the head to head. Now they are the proud claimers of one James Harden (retarded?)- playoff success is just ahead!
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I never ever write about baseball because I absolutely fucking hate baseball. It’s so boring, but I guess I can make an exception for the World Series. Finally after 63 long seasons the Texas Rangers have crowned themselves World Series Champs. I’m not a fan but I can always be happy for a scrappy underdog
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I’ve suffered enough this weekend. OU Football loses in tragic fashion, pretty sure I lost all my Thursday picks, and I struck out at the bars again. The only way to redeem myself is an undefeated Sunday to pick up the pieces. We only can move forward, one step at a time. Minnesota Vikings -1.5
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Cancel the season. The Lakers season is already in the shitter after one game. At least that’s what my moron friends are already telling me in our toxic group chat that only infuriates me. I need better friends and a better NBA franchise to support. Even with the Laker’s new additions this game felt a
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