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  • NFL Week 7 Mortal Locks

    I’m just gonna have to pretend that Thursday Night didn’t happen. Calvin Ridley Over 80 yards might be one of the worse picks of my career after he had 1 catch for 5 yards. Derek Carr has proven he’s one of the worst QBs in the NFL and also one of the most obnoxious and

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  • For once we actually have a decent TNF Game. The Jags and Saints aren’t great but at leas there are entertaining athletes on both teams that could possibly keep out eyes attended to the TV for one fucking Thursday. Of course, that probably means we’ll get treated to a 10-7 game since we can’t have

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  • I can’t even be happy about this win. Actually, I guess a little part of me can still be happy about a Cowboys W but this one was filled with rage and sadness. Mike McCarthy has brought out a fury in me that I didn’t know I had. The Cowboys offense is one of the

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  • NFL Week 6 Mortal Locks

    Thursday Night Football was a success in my eyes. Went 3-2 on the picks with 1 of those being a hail mary defensive touchdown so that basically doesn’t count. Even with Denver’s crap defense I might have overestimated KC’s offense to this point in the season- the lack of weapons is disturbing. Regardless, I was

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  • God I’m fucking hot. I went 4-1 on my last Sunday locks post and like a teenage girl in a school zone I don’t show any signs of slowing down. Thursday Night Football in week 6 features the Broncos and the Chiefs. It’s a sick fucking joke that Roger Goodell put Russell Wilson on primetime

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  • It’s a sad day it’s a bad day. I’m barely 24 hours removed from the glorious RRR victory and I’m already sad again. The NFL purposely put us on Sunday Night Football against the 49ers who clearly have our number after the last 2 playoff losses. At least those games were competitive, tonight the 49ers

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  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR What a fucking day today was. There are few games in sports like the Red River Rivalry, and what we just witnessed a few hours ago is exactly why. Every fucking play and every fucking down is charged up with emotion until the final bell rings and someone is left in piss at the

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  • It’s OU/TX Saturday

    The best rivalry in college football is finally here. It’s been a long ass year having to endure Texas fans act all high and mighty from their “blowout” win in 2022. I can’t imagine how they crushed a team with a TE playing QB, but that’s just how elite that program is and has always

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  • As a proud American citizen I like to consider myself an American Patriot, but I certainly didn’t feel like one today as I was too busy watching the Cowboys stick their foots up their ass. True Americans root for the one and only America’s Team and that was proven on a new level today. Poor

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  • NFL Week 4 Locks

    I disappointed myself in week 3. Looks like I’m starting my season 2-3 after disaster struck me right in the face. Minnesota absolutely blew it on a last-second play, Arthur Smith still belongs in prison, and the Howellitzer ran out of bullets almost immediately. The good news is I was ALL over the Dolphins beating

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