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The NBA Draft was last night, and Jesus Christ it was a fucking snooze fest. I was hoping for at least 3.5 Woj bombs where some unhappy superstars could catch a breath of fresh air on a new squad. It makes me and everyone else in the world so excited when they list those trade
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The NBA Draft is approaching quickly. It’s been one of the more hyped up drafts in recent memory, due to a highly regarded top 3. I’m here to declare that 2 out of these 3 prospects are complete frauds, and I have the scientific proof to back it up. Prepare for foolproof analysis. Let’s start
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The Phoenix Suns have made another trade. After acquiring Kevin Durant mid-season this year, they’ve immediately turned around and traded for another star. Heroic playoff performer Bradley Beal is the newest member of the Suns big 4 (if you count Deandre Ayton). Phoenix is infected head to toe with new owner syndrome. They haven’t stopped
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As you all know, the Oklahoma Sooners and the Texas University Longhorns have left for the SEC. I’ve been against this move since it happened due to the death of tradition and rivalries that we forged over decades in the Big 12 but whatever. No one is here to read my bitching (if anyone is
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If anyone knows me, they know I absolutely fucking hate baseball. It is so boring and so slow, and the thought of sitting through 4 hours of that shit makes me want to blow my brains out. Thank God for the new pitch clock. I’ve been to 3 MLB games in my life and fallen
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It’s officially official: the Denver Nuggets have claimed the 2023 NBA Title. It was a gross, ugly game 5 that had me shadow-boxing my TV, but at least we got some solid entertainment this Monday night. There was a lot of Jokic, a lot of Jimmy Butler choking (more on that later), and a lot
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Once upon a time the year was 2019. The NBA Draft was coming up, and it had 2 of the most anticipated prospects in recent memory: Zion Williamson and Ja Morant. These high-flying human highlight reels were about to set the league on fire, and everyone had nothing but praise for the young goats. Fast-forward
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Game 2 of the NBA Finals was a resounding success. I completely jinxed the Nuggets into blowing a game on their home court. Sometimes you just have to take things into your own hands and do what needs to be done. If placing my hourly wages on the Nuggets in hopes that it curses them
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Game 1 of the NBA Finals was an abject disaster. At least I got home after tipoff so I couldn’t throw away my monthly wages on some half-baked picks. For game 2 though, I’m baking these picks allll the way through. There’s actually a chance I burn them. I have no faith this series will
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Any NBA Finals without Lebron is barely worth watching, but since I’m a better person than the average man/woman I decided to flick on ABC and sit on my favorite couch for a couple hours. What I witnessed and realized tonight was apalling: the Denver Nuggets will be our 2023 NBA Champions. As of May
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