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A debate’s been floating around recently regarding potential statue-holders for the Miami Heat. Specifically, people don’t seem to think Lebron deserves a statue for bringing them 2 championships and 4 straight finals appearances. Setting that Ludacris perspective aside, I can think of someone who without question deserves a statue in South Beach: me. I wrote
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The Heat have officially blown it. I can’t believe this is where we are, but on Saturday night the Celtics tied the series 3-3 with one of the most ridiculous/bullshit game winners I’ve ever seen in my life. Jimmy didn’t show up AT ALL for game 6 until the very end, when he hit 3
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I don’t know if my 5 followers have noticed, but I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus these last few days. After Lebron’s season was ended by the Denver Chicken Nuggets I needed to go on a sabbatical. Mental health vacation was officially in full swing. Then, while I was manifesting a 5th ring
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I am sad. Quite sad actually. 2023 has been a rough sports year for me to say the least. The Oklahoma Sooners had their worst season in a decade, the Cowboys blew it in the playoffs, and now Lebron’s conquest for a 5th ring is coming to an end. Usually I can count on at
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Jim, James, Jimmothy. There aren’t enough names to go around for the best player I’ve ever seen. For the longest time in this game, it felt like the Celtics had it in the bag. Miami was hanging around, but ultimately you could tell that they were okay heading back home with the series at 1-1.
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I didn’t make any picks for game 1 and it might have cost myself at least a month’s rent. I am addicted to overs, and of course the one time I don’t place anything every player on both teams catch fire like it’s NBA jam. As a Lakers (Lebron) fan, that was the most frustrating
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I’m only a week fucking late to this one. Apologies to all 5 of my subscribers, but I have been traveling. I can’t travel and write blogs at the same time, it’s a severe disability that will probably prevent me from ever growing this website into anything worth a fuck. Well, none of that matters
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I’m beating the shot clock with this one. There is currently 5:17 left in the 4th quarter of Knicks-Heat but I will not be denying the people free money today. Last time I did this I hit 4/6. As long as you don’t (or do) parlay these picks you are GUARUNTEED to be a winner
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I did not make it home to put my reputation and money on the line for the Heat/Knicks game. That does not mean my addiction to hemorrhaging money and happiness is gonna stop tonight so I’m pressing forward with the night game. I was one Anthony Davis point away from hitting a super mega whale
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It’s finally fucking Saturday, and I’m bringing the heat this time. I count down every miserable second at my desk job during the week just hoping and praying I make it to this moment right here. Cinco de Mayo was an epic failure on my part so I need to reconcile those mistakes with elite
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