Tag: lakers

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    Lakers FINALLY Beat Clippers

    It feels like it’s been fucking years since I could write that sentence above. It’s ironic, because the Clippers haven’t had playoff success anywhere near Lakers’ level in the Kawhi/PG era but they always win the head to head. Now they are the proud claimers of one James Harden (retarded?)- playoff success is just ahead!…

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    Nuggets Beat Lakers on NBA Opening Night

    Cancel the season. The Lakers season is already in the shitter after one game. At least that’s what my moron friends are already telling me in our toxic group chat that only infuriates me. I need better friends and a better NBA franchise to support. Even with the Laker’s new additions this game felt a…

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    Lakers Season Has Come to Sad, Brutal End

    I am sad. Quite sad actually. 2023 has been a rough sports year for me to say the least. The Oklahoma Sooners had their worst season in a decade, the Cowboys blew it in the playoffs, and now Lebron’s conquest for a 5th ring is coming to an end. Usually I can count on at…

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    Lakers vs. Nuggets Game 2 Picks

    I didn’t make any picks for game 1 and it might have cost myself at least a month’s rent. I am addicted to overs, and of course the one time I don’t place anything every player on both teams catch fire like it’s NBA jam. As a Lakers (Lebron) fan, that was the most frustrating…

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    Lakers Finally End Corgi Curse, Warriors

    I’m only a week fucking late to this one. Apologies to all 5 of my subscribers, but I have been traveling. I can’t travel and write blogs at the same time, it’s a severe disability that will probably prevent me from ever growing this website into anything worth a fuck. Well, none of that matters…

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    Last Minute Lakers vs. Warriors Bets

    I’m beating the shot clock with this one. There is currently 5:17 left in the 4th quarter of Knicks-Heat but I will not be denying the people free money today. Last time I did this I hit 4/6. As long as you don’t (or do) parlay these picks you are GUARUNTEED to be a winner…

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    Lakers vs. Warriors Game 4 Bets

    I did not make it home to put my reputation and money on the line for the Heat/Knicks game. That does not mean my addiction to hemorrhaging money and happiness is gonna stop tonight so I’m pressing forward with the night game. I was one Anthony Davis point away from hitting a super mega whale…

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    The Lakers Might Be Toast

    I am absolutely devasted to be writing this sad sad blog today. Yesterday I tortured myself for 2.5 hours as I watched the Warriors do the same bullshit they’ve been doing for years now. They beat the piss out of the Lakers in game 2 and the way it went down has me fearing for…

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    Lakers vs. Warriors Preview

    Lakers vs. Warriors, Lebron vs. Steph Curry, Anthony Davis vs. Kevon Looney. A true clash of the Titans. These are the matchups we’d been hoping we’d get all playoffs. I have no idea who is going to win this series, but that’s why I’m here to break it down. Will the GOAT prevail and finally…

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    Lakers Finish Off Grizzlies

    The haters are sick and furious right now. The Los Angeles Lakers have officially wiped away the shit stain that is the Memphis Grizzlies. On the other hand, the haters are basking in glory because I think the Grizzlies approval rating might be even lower than Lebron’s right now. With Ja being a punk and…