Tag: sports
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49ers Crush Cowboys on SNF
It’s a sad day it’s a bad day. I’m barely 24 hours removed from the glorious RRR victory and I’m already sad again. The NFL purposely put us on Sunday Night Football against the 49ers who clearly have our number after the last 2 playoff losses. At least those games were competitive, tonight the 49ers…
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Sooners Stomp Little Brother Texas
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR What a fucking day today was. There are few games in sports like the Red River Rivalry, and what we just witnessed a few hours ago is exactly why. Every fucking play and every fucking down is charged up with emotion until the final bell rings and someone is left in piss at the…
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Cowboys Embarrass Patriots
As a proud American citizen I like to consider myself an American Patriot, but I certainly didn’t feel like one today as I was too busy watching the Cowboys stick their foots up their ass. True Americans root for the one and only America’s Team and that was proven on a new level today. Poor…
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NFL Week 4 Locks
I disappointed myself in week 3. Looks like I’m starting my season 2-3 after disaster struck me right in the face. Minnesota absolutely blew it on a last-second play, Arthur Smith still belongs in prison, and the Howellitzer ran out of bullets almost immediately. The good news is I was ALL over the Dolphins beating…
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NFL Week 3 Best Bets
Here we are, week 3. I’m sick and ashamed with myself that I missed week 2 which is the most opportunistic (big word) time to take advantage of all the dumbass overreactions from week 1. I knew the Bills wouldn’t suck ass again and the Packers wouldn’t be as good as they showed but alas,…
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Thursday Night Football Week 3 Best Bets
I’m a little late to the gambling stage of NFL season. I’ve missed weeks 1 and 2 but that can only mean that I’m bringing Thor’s hammer to hit this season HARD every week for the next 18 weeks (give or take). Lucky for me I get to start of with the 49ers and the…
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Carolina Panthers Season Preview
It’s time to review what we expect from Bryce Young and the Carolina Panthers. Spoiler alert: I have no fucking clue. The good news is, the division is complete dogshit and I think Frank Reich still has a chance to prove he’s a solid coach. The bad news is the Panthers are apart of that dogshit…
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Denver Broncos Season Preview
It’s officially time to welcome back the people’s champ, Russell Wilson. We have to celebrate everyone’s favorite quarterback in the proper manner. As an impressionable young man, it really does inspire me the way Russell Wilson conducts himself on and off the field. He’s such a perfect human being and probably the most genuine down…
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Victor Wembanyama Summer League Debut Reaction
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. What the FUCK was that???? I don’t want to exaggerate, but that was easily the worst performance/debut I’ve ever seen from a #1 overall pick in my LIFE. The combination of no bag, bricked shots, and limp dick body language was enough to make me cringe my ass off tonight. It was seriously hard…
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Predicting Every OU Football Game in 2023
The dead season is really starting to get to me. We are 66 days out until the first OU football game of 2023. I’m trying to enjoy life and not rush the summer but God DAMNIT a brother is starving (sports wise, not horny wise). I miss football so much, and I’ve been going through…
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