• I Saved The Miami Heat

    A debate’s been floating around recently regarding potential statue-holders for the Miami Heat. Specifically, people don’t seem to think Lebron deserves a statue for bringing them 2 championships and 4 straight finals appearances. Setting that Ludacris perspective aside, I can think of someone who without question deserves a statue in South Beach: me.

    You can say that again, a failure and a disappointment

    I wrote a blog yesterday where I picked the Boston Celtics to cover 7.5 points at home in game 7. After I wrote said blog, I took to my local sportsbook to place a substantial amount of my savings on that bet. This is what they called “hedging” in business school. See, I knew that by placing enough money into an investment vehicle (the spread) I would only deal with two outcomes. Either I win at least 3 months’ rent and suffer prolonged emotional damage, OR I’d curse the Celtics with my bet bringing on an infinite amount of happiness (and financial ruin). Well, I’m happy to report that I am in fact happy and that I’ll now be moving back in with my parents. I’d gladly make that deal with the Devil every day of the week.

    We were this close to Playoff Jimmy becoming an all-time joker and historic fraud. There was just no way I was going to let that happen. #HeatCulture has literally changed my life with its core principles of grit, determination, perseverance, and most importantly: going undrafted. I too went undrafted, which forced me into an existential crisis where I reflected on my self-worth and searched within to find where I belonged. As it turns out, I belong right in the heart of South Beach baby! As a lifelong Miami Heat fan for 2 months, this is one of the best weeks of my whole life. We are FINALS bound! And most importantly, we sent the second most appalling franchise in the NBA (fuck you Golden State Warriors) packing with an all-time ass-kicking on the national stage. We stared down blowing a 3-0 deficit right in the face and refused to blink.

    I don’t know how much more Juju I’ll be able to conjure up for this final stretch. As I previously mentioned, my portfolio has diminished significantly within the last week so I’ll likely be counting on other methods of NBA Voodoo to will this team to victory one more time. Perhaps I’ll impersonate Jimmy in my own life for a week, maybe take a stroll down to Rachel Nichol’s humble abode. Or I could cut my hair like Duncan Robinson, then go to my local park and bombs away some bricks while counting down the seconds in my head. I’m a method actor, and it’s only a matter of time before I solve this crisis. I do know one thing though, with #HeatCulture at my back, there is no such thing as failure. The journey to a second statue continues NOW.

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  • Eastern Conference Finals Game 7 Bets

    The Heat have officially blown it. I can’t believe this is where we are, but on Saturday night the Celtics tied the series 3-3 with one of the most ridiculous/bullshit game winners I’ve ever seen in my life. Jimmy didn’t show up AT ALL for game 6 until the very end, when he hit 3 clutch free throws to take a 1 point lead with 3 seconds left. I thought we had it. Next thing I know, Marcus Smart (one of the worst 3pt shooters ever) is jacking up a wild 3 that was this fucking close to going in, followed by a Derrick White putback as time expired. In real time, I thought there was no way that White got the putback in before the buzzer sounded. As in turns out, Jesus Christ himself is actively working against me and has cursed 2023 as the worst sports year of my life. The Celtics are about to complete the first 3-0 comeback in NBA history, while the Lakers got sent home in 4 games. I thought the Celtics would roll over and die like they always do, but here we are. I also forgot to mention that basically none of my picks hit in game 6, so that was just fucking great!

    Jimmy Butler O.5 Threes Made

    • If the Heat want to even keep this game CLOSE, Jimmy is going to have to not suck ass like he did last time. Twitter was getting damn close to calling playoff Jimmy a fraud, and it was hard to disagree with that 3-18 shooting performance. If the guy can’t make 1 three-pointer in a do-or-die game 7, we might have to reevaluate his ‘HIM’ status.

    Marcus Smart U2.5 Threes Made

    • Marcus Smart being one of the most reliable scorers in the series frustrates me to no end. I fucking hate Marcus Smart and think he’s one of the most overrated players in the league due to him being on the Celtics. He just had his first backtoback 20 point games of his playoff career. Are you KIDDING ME?? The guy has played in thousands of playoff games and he hasn’t had 20 point games back to back EVER? Of course he decides to do it now. The fucking guy better come back down to Earth tonight or I’ll be putting in a formal protest to the NBA to test this man for PEDs,

    Jayson Tatum U31.5 Points

    • I took this bet in game 6 and lost it by half a point. I just checked this guy’s recent box scores, and we sneakily have an Anthony Davis impersonator on our hands. He has been following and every-other-Day-tum path in recent playoff games. Of course, no one ever shits on this guy because he’s only 17 and a media darling. I’m still not a believer, he’s a glorified Paul George but he isn’t stuck in Indiana. Let’s see if he can follow up his last game 7 performance.

    Boston -7.5 vs. Miami

    • The only reason I’m taking this bet is in hopes that it curses the Celtics. to be honest, 7.5 is a lot more than I was expecting so they could easily not cover and still win, which is more than likely going to happen. Miami could keep it close, but if their moral is low enough a blowout is on the table.
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  • Celtics vs. Heat Game 6 Bets

    I don’t know if my 5 followers have noticed, but I’ve been on a bit of a hiatus these last few days. After Lebron’s season was ended by the Denver Chicken Nuggets I needed to go on a sabbatical. Mental health vacation was officially in full swing. Then, while I was manifesting a 5th ring in year 21 for Lebron in the Himalayas, I got a notification on my iPhone 11s that the Boston Celtics have made the series 3-2 after 5 games. Jimmy Butler was all I had left. Misery loves company, and the whole foundation of my mental therapy was knowing that Boston was going down in embarrassing flame-out fashion just like us. Now, that dream is dead, and it’s time to pour my soul and self-worth into some gambling locks to make money on my suffering.

    Jayson Tatum U30.5 Points

    • My anti-Celtics wave will continue with these picks. I still don’t beleive in Jayson Tatum despite all the media dick-riding him so hard. There will be no dick-riding on thearmchairexperts.blog. I’m counting on him melting down and giving up in another “gotta have it” game. Hopefully Jimmy just shit talks him into oblivion.

    Jimmy Butler O29.5 Points

    • Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy. We need you big guy. It’s time to live up to your playoff reputation and finally put these motherfuckers away. You know it’s over if you lose this game, and you will be clowned on for all eternity. Playoff Jimmy cannot be the first player ever to blow a 3-0 lead. Put the team on your muthafuckin back, curb stomp Grant Williams, and let’s get out of here with a huge W.

    Kevin Love O4.5 Points

    • Can Kevin Love hit two 3s? that’s literally all I need from the guy tonight, and if he can’t do that… Jesus Christ. What a fall from grace that would be Kevin Love.

    Marcus Smart U12.5 Points

    • I’m counting on a classic Marcus Smart “I’m not him” performance today. Grant Williams has kind of taken that mantle from him, but I know Marcus is eye balling taking it back HARD. Let’s get a cool 3-17 shooting and 9 points from the boy Marcus and get out of Miami with the dub.

    Miami +2.5 vs. Boston

    • I’m doing it. I’m putting my nuts on the line and taking Miami. This is classic picking with my heart and not my head but I don’t care. I can’t stand the idea of Boston going to back to back NBA Finals. Not that it matters anyway, because both teams are gonna get shit-kicked by the Chicken Nuggets. I still would like to see Celtics Twitter go down in flaming disappointment as I relish in their tears. Fuck you Boston, rot in Irish Hell.
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  • Lakers Season Has Come to Sad, Brutal End

    I am sad. Quite sad actually. 2023 has been a rough sports year for me to say the least. The Oklahoma Sooners had their worst season in a decade, the Cowboys blew it in the playoffs, and now Lebron’s conquest for a 5th ring is coming to an end. Usually I can count on at least one of those things to come through for me. Not this year 😦

    No team has ever come back from a 3-0 deficit in NBA history. I’d like to think that if anyone could do it, it’d be Lebron, but at this point I’d be Lelying to myself. Lebron clearly isn’t the same guy from his last title in 2020. Hell, he isn’t even the same guy from when he broke the scoring record a few months back. His foot injury is clearly hampering him, and when you combine that with a 38-year old man body, it’s a recipe for heartbreak. He’s still playing fine, but it’s far from the Lebron we’re used to. He can be great in spurts, but he no longer has that take over gear where he can just will the team to victory. It doesn’t even feel like that long ago when I was watching the greatest playoff run in NBA history when 2018 Lebron was nuking teams left and right. Those are the glory days I’d like to go back to.

    Every other Day-vis showed up right on schedule after sucking in game 2. In all honesty, game 2 is where the Lakers really lost this series. They had several chances to steal the game but couldn’t quite hold on. I wasn’t confident they’d win both games in LA, and going down 3-0 or even 3-1 against the mighty Nuggets seemed unlikely. If they could head back to Denver for game 5 tied 2-2, hope would still exist.

    The fact of the matter is, Denver is just the better team. Every time it seemed like the Lakers would cut the lead or try to build one, Denver had an answer. It pisses me off when role players turn into superstars against Lebron teams but it doesn’t surprise me anymore. Lakers cut the lead to 2? Here’s a Jeff Green 3 right in your fucking mouth. Lakers actually take the lead?? Bruce Brown is there to make sure that doesn’t last more than a posession. It’s so fucking annoying. It also doesn’t help when Jamal Murray turns into the greatest basketball player ever for a half. He’s officially been added to my hate list, because I know he’ll turn right back into his average self in the Finals. He’ll go from 85% shooting in the WCF to 40% in the NBA Finals just because he’s not playing a Lebron team. Gross.

    At least I’m watching the Celtics implode against the Heat on the Eastern side. It feels good to root for a Miami team again, and I’ll be rolling with JIMMY come Finals time. It’s impossible not to root for that fucking team. They will be severly outgunned in terms of talent, but they got 100x more DAWG and that’s all that matters. Real dawgs got that Jimmy in them, and the Heat have a shit ton of Jimmy. I’d like to see Jamal Murray think he’s big shit against that guy. If he sniffs an ounce of disrespect, he’ll catapult Jamal Murray’s confidence into the sun. RIP Grant Williams, poor guy might be out of the league soon.

    It’s an L season for me, and an L for the NBA. I can’t imagine Denver vs. Miami is going to do any favors for the ratings. The thought of that brings me back to when people were complaining about super teams and wanted “parity” in the league. Well this is what that looks like you dumb pieces of shit. Lebron James IS the NBA, and we should all be very sad that his time is coming to an end. Even the haters. It’s been a great 20 years Lebron, and I’ll still hold out hope that there’s a little magic left for 21. See you next year King.

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  • Jimmothy Butler Does It AGAIN

    Jim, James, Jimmothy. There aren’t enough names to go around for the best player I’ve ever seen. For the longest time in this game, it felt like the Celtics had it in the bag. Miami was hanging around, but ultimately you could tell that they were okay heading back home with the series at 1-1. That is… until Grant Williams touched temples with Jimmy Butler and ignited the playoff bEAST.

    When Grant Williams first put his head on Jimmy’s head, I immediately knew what was coming. You could cut the sexual tension with a knife, and Jimmy Butler used that knife to neuter Grant Williams on national television. Every possession after that was the Himmy show. I don’t even think Jimmy cared about who won the game, as long as everyone knew that Grant Williams was his personal bitch. It took about 5 minutes before Joe Mazz realized the show could not go on and Grant needed to get the fuck out of the game. I really needed that laugh after the Lakers game 2 disaster last night (fuck you Jamal Murray).

    I can’t believe the Heat are up 2-0 in the ECF. They are so fucking awesome and if Lebron can’t win it this year, I’ll be proud to represent #HeatCulture once more. Technically I’ve been a Heat fan since 2011 and maybe some part of me never let go of that loyalty. I wish Lebron had stayed there longer, but he had to pave the way for JimmyGOAT to arrive. I also fucking hate the Celtics, so Jimmy really is doing the Lord’s work right now. He might have the highest approval rating in NBA history. Even Celtics fans were BEGGING Grant Williams to fucking stop tonight because they knew what was coming. It was sweet, sweet justice.

    HeatCulture strikes again. Bring out da brooms.

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  • Lakers vs. Nuggets Game 2 Picks

    I didn’t make any picks for game 1 and it might have cost myself at least a month’s rent. I am addicted to overs, and of course the one time I don’t place anything every player on both teams catch fire like it’s NBA jam. As a Lakers (Lebron) fan, that was the most frustrating game I’ve ever watched. I swear to God I didn’t see the Nuggets miss a single shot for 20 minutes at a time. No matter what they threw at the goal, open or contested, that ball was going in. I’m not saying NBA Rigged but it sure felt like there was some shady shit going on last night. When the most unathletic superstar of all-time in Jokic turns into Steph Curry and starts hitting step-back buzzer-beater 3s, we have a fucking problem. Let’s see if shooting those dirty Nuggets can keep up >55% from the field and >50% from 3.

    Anthony Davis O25.5 Points

    • I’ve bet the over on AD’s points so many times, and I regret it almost 100% of the time. He fucked me on 3 seprate bets by a combined 1.5 points. He dropped 40 last night so thay must mean we’re in for a 12 point stinker, but I’m here to place my money on the over anyway. I’m just holding onto the hope that Jokic really is a dog shit defender. Defense isn’t exactly the Nuggets calling card as a whole anyway. Jokic was fucking amazing on the offensive side but AD still walked all over the Nugs. If the Lakers want any chance in this series they need AD to keep up the ADominance.

    D’Angelo Russell O13.5 Points

    • Wow this is a riskkkyyyyy fucking pick. I read a story the other day that D’Angelo Russell’s major at Ohio State was Inconsistency. I’m more likely to finish off a night of boozing with Jessica Alba in my bed than DLo is to be great two games in a row. I am drinking the kool-aid after watching him jack up some shots in full uniform after his performance yesterday. That’s the kind of shit I like to see.

    Michael Porter Jr U15.5 Points

    • I’ve hated Michael Porter Jr. ever since I saw he was dating the love of my life, Madison Pettis, back in high school. Watching him make bullshit 3 after bullshit 3 yesterday really sent me into a dangerous headspace. He still didn’t even hit this mark in game 1 even with all that nonsense, so I’m gonna need that to hold flat. Tomorrow he’ll show the world why Madison Pettis left his dumbass.

    Lakers MONEYLINE (+188) @ Denver

    • Look, I don’t really know who is going to win tomorrow, but I know it’s going to be a blowout. If I was on Denver this game, I’d hammer the -5.5 because I don’t care about the spread. Both of these teams were RIDICULOUSLY hot in game 1, so it’s only right that one of them goes completely cold and we get a shit game 2. It could easily be the Lakers, and honestly probably will be, but my boiling hatred for the Nuggets right now won’t let me pick them. I really don’t want to see LA go down 0-2 because I don’t think they can come back against this team. Jokic is making me look like an absolute FOOL for preferring Embiid over him. I was fooled by his negative muscle tone and incredible lack of athletic ability. He really is the greatest YMCA-NBA player who ever lived. I sure hope the Lakers bring their gym bags and goggles.
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  • Lakers Finally End Corgi Curse, Warriors

    I’m only a week fucking late to this one. Apologies to all 5 of my subscribers, but I have been traveling. I can’t travel and write blogs at the same time, it’s a severe disability that will probably prevent me from ever growing this website into anything worth a fuck. Well, none of that matters right now, because the Warriors have officially been ELIMINATED. GET FUCKED

    Be gone, Corgi

    Last Thursday was one of the happiest days of my entire life. The Warrior’s “dynasty” finally came to a pathetic, embarrassing end as the GOAT took a giant piss on all those frauds in San Francisco. It really was a sight to behold. After suffering through the bullshit of Kevin Durant joining a 73-9 team that robbed Lebron of multiple championships, I really needed this. My mental health was in complete disarray, and I was nearing rehab levels of pain and torture. The #CorgiCurse had my brain in a pretzel.

    One of the worst things about the Warriors is the ridiculous luck they have, thanks to the Magic Horseshoe in Stephen Curry’s rectum. Every championship they have ever had has been because of sheer fucking LUCK. In 2015, Kelly Olynyk ripped out Kevin Love’s elbow, and then Kyrie’s knee exploded in overtime of game 1. I’m confident that Cleveland would have taken that series if even just one of them had played. Then, after Lebron pulled off the greatest comeback in NBA history, they called up KD in the parking lot after the L begging him to come save their sorry little franchise. It wouldn’t have even been possible to sign him if Curry was on a max deal like he should’ve been. Instead, his bum ankles early in his career forced him to a smaller contract that gave them enough cap room to make the move. Only Steph Curry could have weak ankles be the greatest thing to ever happen to his career.

    Still, even with KD, they weren’t quite invincible. Houston had them on the ropes up 3-2 in 2018, before CP3 (who was dogging them) got hurt and missed game 7. Houston even had a chance in that game too, before they missed an NBA record 27 straight 3s (they were the best 3pt shooting team in the league). It’s shit like that: teams going inexplicably cold when they absolutely need it most, that I fucking hate about the Warriors. There was even a playoff run where they didn’t face the opposing team’s starting point guard one time. They probably wouldn’t have lost those series anyway, but they didn’t even have to break a sweat. There are countless other examples of that bullshit. The only time they actually got hoed was when they all fell apart in the 2019 Finals. Call me crazy but I don’t have a lot of sympathy for the team that ruined the NBA for 3 years.

    Even with that Devil Corgi roaming Twitter, Lebron was able to put a stop to the madness. He has dominated Steph Curry in games without Kevin Durant. The Steph/Lebron debates have always been blasphemous. There is a Grand Canyon-sized gap between the two, and I don’t ever want to hear them compared again. Steph is a great player and has earned his place in NBA history. HOWEVER, he will never come CLOSE to Lebron, and if it weren’t for KD, wouldn’t have more than 2 rings, and Lebron would be chasing 6 or 7 right now.

    Oh well, I will just have to celebrate this victory for now. Of course, it could all come crashing down at a very sad end if Denver ends this magical playoff run. I’d like to say I like the Laker’s chances, but I really don’t. I wasn’t a Jokic believer before but he’s making me eat crow right now. I give the purple and gold a puncher’s chance, but yee have little faith. AD is obviously gonna be the key in that one.

    Rot in Piss Golden State. Never forget.

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  • Last Minute Lakers vs. Warriors Bets

    I’m beating the shot clock with this one. There is currently 5:17 left in the 4th quarter of Knicks-Heat but I will not be denying the people free money today. Last time I did this I hit 4/6. As long as you don’t (or do) parlay these picks you are GUARUNTEED to be a winner tonight.

    AD Over 23.5 Points

    • Unlike AD, I am extremely consistent. This guy has fucked me on the last two overs by a combined 1.5 points. Be fucking for real man. There’s no way I’m gonna fade the over now just for him to go nuclear. On the flip side, he has had two solid games in a row so we could be in for an all-time stinker. There’s also the chance that the Lakers just punt this game entirely so that would really throw a wrench into all my picks tonight. I’m used to AD pouring acid into my wallet at this point so why not let it burn a little longer.

    Lebron Over 5.5 Asists

    • I’m not gonna stop betting this until it bites me in the ass. Why are Lebron’s assist totals so fucking low? Even when he plays subpar the GOAT is a walking 27, 7, and 7. Maybe if this was 6.5 or 7 I’d be a little scared but 5.5 doesn’t even make my heart skip a beat. Not even a little whimper. In fact, the only reason my pace quickens is because it feels wrong to be robbing Vegas blind like this. I take that back, it never feels wrong to fuck Vegas. I’d Ocean’s 11 that entire city if I could.

    Steph Curry Under 32.5 Points

    • Yet again I ask why. By the SKIN of my TEETH we cashed this last time. We took under 31.5 while the guy landed on 31. I thought that bet was a dead cow pretty early on because Steph had a great game, but unsurprisingly couldn’t hit a shot in the final minutes. He is bound to do his annoying showboating shit at some point this series and go nuclear but to pay homage to the last bet, I feel I must give something back in return.

    Well, I wanted to give out some more picks but unfortunaltely my dad called me to say some nice things. Ugh. I guess I’ll have to wait until next time. Jarred Vanderbilt just airballed a 3 and it looks like the Warriors are about to open the flood gates. Thank god I didn’t have enough time to pick the Lakers and look retarded. Guess we’ll be back for game 6.

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  • Lakers vs. Warriors Game 4 Bets

    I did not make it home to put my reputation and money on the line for the Heat/Knicks game. That does not mean my addiction to hemorrhaging money and happiness is gonna stop tonight so I’m pressing forward with the night game. I was one Anthony Davis point away from hitting a super mega whale parlay on Saturday so he is officially ADead to me now. I think Anthony personally sabotaged my bet as revenge for all the mean things I said to him in the last blog. Well played Anthony. I almost hate you as much as Aaron Rodgers hates being sober now. I don’t think you’re ready for that kind of hate.

    Anthony Davis Over 24.5 Points

    • This might seem contradictory to the above paragraph. While I do hate ADickhead right now, I have a sneaking suspicion that he will finally have a second good game in a row tonight. A lot of people have figured out his stupid suck pattern so they’re leaning on the under. If I know Anthony like I think I do, he is looking forward to putting a massive dent in people’s wallets. There’s nothing he loves more than disappointing the public, and ironically he’s going to do that with a strong performance tonight.

    Lebron James Over 5.5 Assists

    • This was one of the bets in my mega whale parlay, and it was the easiest cash of the night. Lebron clearly doesn’t trust his foot and has been load managing during the games. He has to pick and choose when to be aggressibe scoring the ball, which means he takes on the facilitator role for long stretches. As long as the boys knock down their shots like they did in game 3 (they probably will not) then this will be another easy cash. I know I can always count on my GOAT.

    Steph Curry Under 31.5 Points

    • Why is this line so fucking high? He hasn’t even cracked 30 points yet this series, but this is the second game in a row his line is above that mark. I guess Vegas is just expecting him to go off at some point so their juicing the line hoping everyone takes the under. That is a shrewd Vegas move and I don’t like being on the opposite side of it, but the Warriors are doo-doo on the road. I’m hoping and praying for another blowout tonight so we can watch Curry ride the pine for the entire 4th quarter.

    Rui Hachimura Over 8.5 Points

    • This feels low. I’m taking this out of disdain for the disrespect to my boy Rui. His minutes have been fluctuating a little which is scary, but I love being scared. If Rui gets it going then this is going to be eassssyyyy (I just jinxed myself).

    Austin Reaves Over 13.5 Points

    • White Magic has been in a bit of a slump recently. I don’ expect DLo to have it going like he did in game 3 since he’s the most inconsistent motherfucker ever. That’s why I’m pivoting to Casper the Ghost lookalike Austin Reaves for a nice bounce back game. We just need a couple of those patented bullshit fouls and get 90% of this total at the free throw line. Scott Foster is the head honcho tonight so I’m hoping he has a little soft spot for the white guy.

    Lakers -2

    • Really putting my nuts on the line with this one. I thought the Warriors had this series after game 2 but now I don’t know what to think. Maybe they really do just suck ass on the road and are incapable of winning one against a quality team. Then again, they did win in Sacramento so that pokes a pretty big hole in that theory. The good news is: I never liked theory class anyway. I’m all about reality. The reality is I fucking hate the Warriors and will never put my sweet cash on them ever in my entire life. Let’s get it done tonight Lakers.

    A same game parlay with all those bets gives +2288 odds. I’m not here to give financial advice but I would definitely recommend taking that. This blog is quickly becoming a get-rich-quick scheme.

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  • NBA Saturday Playoff Predictions

    It’s finally fucking Saturday, and I’m bringing the heat this time. I count down every miserable second at my desk job during the week just hoping and praying I make it to this moment right here. Cinco de Mayo was an epic failure on my part so I need to reconcile those mistakes with elite picks today. Nothing like a 2-0 Saturday in the NBA playoffs to cure a hangover. On the other hand, if I go 0-2 after last night I’ll probably kill myself. With that happy thought, let’s get this party started.

    Miami – 4 vs. New York

    • This is risky, because I don’t know what the hell is going on with Jimmy. Is he hurt? Is he fine? Is he going to go nuclear and drop 50 again? It’s kind of scary that I can literally see all 3 happening today. I’m really gonna need him to be that guy today because the Heat don’t have enough without him. Big booty Kyle Lowry is basically nothing on offense, I certainly don’t trust him. Am I really counting on Cody Martin and Max Struss to win money for me? I guess the answer is a resounding YES. Miami all the way.

    Lakers -3.5 vs. Warriors

    • I know this pick is doomed. I don’t feel good about this series at all anymore, and to be honest I see the Warriors winning this game pretty easily. The only reason I’m picking the Lakers is because I’m a loyal son of a bitch, and I’m timing Anthony Davis’s good games. He’s on an incredible every-other-game pace right now so that mean’s it’s time for him to become prime Shaq. The problem is, the rest of the media has discovered his dirty little humiliation fetish. We’ve realized what he’s doing and he hasn’t been taking as much heat this week. I truly don’t know if we’ve clowned him enough to get him all horned up and turn back into ADominant. If he shits the bed today though, people will turn on him with a quickness and we can expect 55 pts and 25 rbs in game 4. Fuck you Anthony, just be good twice in a row for fucks sake.

    Only two games today, so I’m blessing all my dyslexi/illiterate readers with a short blog. I know Floyd would really appreciate this one. Honestly at this point in the world even 200 words might be too much. I guess that’s why we like Twitter. I need to figure out how to sum up my thoughts in 1 sarcastic sentence. Welp, I don’t think I have that in me. I guess I’ll never find success.

    2-0 today baby you just gotta believe!!!

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